'Ere We Go, 'Ere We Go, 'Ere We Go!

RPG system: Rogue Trader
Participants: 1 GM, 5 players

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+++ Inquisitorial Archive X51BMEO-55-Exegesis: Preliminary translation of parchment found on Ork battlecruiser wreck. All hands dead, command crew missing, presumed fled.+++

“Da Kaptinz log, day lotz an' wun more: We'z in a spot uv bovver. Dere wuz a real good scrap jus' dere wiv dem humies wiv da spikes, an' we stomped 'em real gud, but lotz- OI! RITE DIS DOWN YA GITZ OR I'LL SMACK YA! But lotz uv da boyz iz ded an' we don't got enuff fer a big scrap now. Da boyz wot are left are da biggest, meanest an' kunnin'est boyz on dis side uv da galaxy, an wivout summink ta fite dey mite gang up on me. Dat won't do. So I'z got a kunnin' plan fer me an' da boyz ta get more orkz and make a fite wiv LOADZ uv fingz ta smash! I'z Kaptin Grimdreg, an' me an' da boyz iz gonna start a WAAAAAAAGH!”

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Gaelcon (2012)