The harder they clone
Her spiller vi et scenarie fra 1st Edition modulet "Acute Paranoia", som hedder "The harder they clone". Hvis nogle af de tilmeldte allerede har spillet dette scenarie, beder vi dem henvende sig i informationen, for at vi kan finde en alternativ beskæftigelse for dem på dette tidspunkt.
.. Not to do so would of course be considered treason, but as you are a loyal troubleshooter, you will of course do so immediately. Please report to the Information Center for Termination.
Thank you for your cooperation.
MISSION ALERT *** MISSION ALERT *** MISSION ALERT *** MISSION ALERT ***
Computer: #Greetings happy troubleshooters, once again another oppertunity to serve teh Computer. As evidence of teh Computers love and trust in you, you are assigned this mission and can regard yourself as of security clearance RED.
Please report to Briefingroom 0903-7462-TABU in sector SIX. [Remember: Knowledge of commie mutant propagande is treason].
By the way, this mission will give you the oppertunity to uncover the mysterious disapearance of Doct-R-......"
Citizen: "...... WHO ???"
Computer: "Exactly, citizen. But how did you know? Perhaps you would care to explain why your knowledge of calssified information isn't part of an insidious sommie plot?!"
Citizen: "...... øhhh ...... ææhhhh......"
Computer: "Please terminate yourself. Thank you for your cooperation. Remember: Happines is everywhere."