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The Millennium Dome was raided earlier today by an intrepid armed gang, who used a JCB to break in and steal the De Beers diamonds worth an estimated 220 million pounds. They escaped by speedboat up the Thames.

If you have any information as to their whereabouts call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

The governor Mr Jackson told you to come to meet him early at the lock up, because you’re the only one he trusts, but when you got there he was brown bread. You’ve got just three questions. Who killed him, who will take over the gang, and most importantly where’s the bloody loot?!

Borrowing heavily from the universe of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Layercake and Snatch, this short and potentially rather silly game gives you the chance to release your inner East London Gangster.

WARNING – there may well be character death in this game. Shooters’ll be provided by the management. Players must be over 18.

In September 2000 the Millennium Dome was raided by an intrepid armed gang, who used a JCB to break in and steal the De Beers diamonds worth an estimated 220 million pounds.

The Guv’nor told you to come to meet him early at the lock up, because you’re the only one he trusts, but when you got there you found him murdered.

You’ve got just three questions: who killed him, who will take over the gang, and most importantly where’s the bloody loot?

Borrowing heavily from the universe of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Layer Cake and Snatch, this short and darkly humorous game gives you the chance to release your inner East London Gangster.

There will be tea and biscuits. WARNING - there may well be character death in this game. Shooters'll be provided by the management. Over 18s unless known to us. Glad to discuss individually.

**Character sheets are quite long - 8 sides of A4 are typical. Costuming appropriately is encouraged to add to the feel of the game. There are certain East end prejudices that are implicit in the characters' views including sexism. Violence in character's backgrounds does exist consistent with the genre, and the game includes mechanics for the escalation of violence. It is rare for all characters to survive. There will be shouting. Quite a lot of shouting and a great deal of swearing.**

Milenium Dome Diamond Raid!

The Millennium Dome was raided earlier today by an intrepid armed gang, who used a JCB to break in and steal the De Beers diamonds worth an estimated 220 million pounds. They escaped by speedboat up the Thames.

If you have any information as to their whereabouts call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111. The governor, Mr Jackson, told you to come to meet him early at the lock up because you're the only one he trusts, but when you got there he was *brown bread.* You've got just three questions: Who killed him, who will take over the gang, and most importantly where's the bloody loot?! Borrowing heavily from the universe of *Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels*, *Layercake*, and *Snatch*, this short and potentially rather silly game gives you the chance to release your inner East London Gangster. WARNING - there may well be character death in this game. Shooters'll be provided by the management.

This game was created at Peaky (The UK Freeforms Writing Weekend) 2009